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duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

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duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

(Source: city-bright)

Aug 30th at 5PM / via: myrememberall / op: city-bright / reblog / 2,560 notes

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Aug 30th at 4PM / via: glaserface / op: tinarannosaurus / reblog / 539 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)

“MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe”

"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

(Source: grawly)

Aug 30th at 11AM / via: rebecklyn / op: grawly / reblog / 487,600 notes
addictedtoamypoehler:

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”

addictedtoamypoehler:

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”

Aug 30th at 9AM / via: nataliemeansnice / op: addictedtoamypoehler / reblog / 9,916 notes

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

(Source: heauxenn)

Aug 30th at 9AM / via: nataliemeansnice / op: heauxenn / reblog / 20,495 notes

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Aug 29th at 11PM / via: anniezebras / op: ticktoast / reblog / 51,185 notes